The Bike Geek

1. You give a your bike a name, especially a female name

2. You spend more time cleaning your bike than cleaning your car

3. You accidentally call your wife by your bike’s ‘name’

4. You park your car outside so your bike(s) can take its place on the garage.

5. You eat Gu’s for snacks when you are not riding

6. Your bike payment is higher than your car payment

7. You have an Ebay buyer feedback of 1000 and 999 of those items are cycling related

8. Your closet contains more cycling jerseys than dress shirts or t-shirts

9. You easily get up at 5:00 am to go ride with your buddies, but you are late to work because you can’t wake up at 6:00am.

10. And finally, well, see the picture below…